1. If you are spiritual and have big gatherings and talk about tolerance the kids will love you.
2. The older people who have orthodox right wing views and are good well paid slaves will hate you because their kids that hate them love you. They also hate long hair because they are bald and are afraid of their anuses being too filthy to touch.
3. Eventually the backstabbers and gossipers and lynch instigators will wear you down or set you up or realize you have ideas or property of value and they will ask the Romans to kill you. Even though everyone hates the Romans and knows they are the real criminals that are fucking everyone over, but you can't fight them so get on their good side whenever possible. Always lots of people ready to suck Roman cock for perks.
4. Once the Romans are involved, even the people that hate the Romans will scream at the Romans to kill you.
5. Everyone that ever liked you will, in the face of all of that, denounce you and pretend they never liked you. Your family will gladly tell them everything shitty they can about you and help, especially if you are worth money.
6. Everyone who doesn't have anything else to do will all get together to throw rocks while you carry your shit to where they're gonna kill you. Even the people that knew you will throw rocks, otherwise they will be noticed for not throwing rocks. Your family members will be in the crowd. They will have fucking rocks too.
7. The Romans will kill you.
8. Everyone will watch on pay per view if they can't be there. It will be a spectacle. There might even be beer commercials during the breaks in torment. Union Made. The local police will run crowd control and grounds security for the event. Everyone will have a party and laugh while they rewind the good parts.
9. The Romans will divide up anything you have of value.
10. The people of your community will divide up the rest. Your family will fight about it all later.
11. Afterward no one will speak well about you. It will be a good thing that you were publicly humiliated and killed. It was good for everybody.
12. The next generation they'll do it to someone else.
13. 100 years later you and your works will be the tourist attraction for the community that screamed for your murder.
14. If you die dramatically there will be a statue covered in pigeon shit representing your martyrdom.
15. If you don't die dramatically, you won't even get your fifteen minutes of fame for hanging up there.
What Jesus represents
If you look up at him hanging there just the right way
is this:
Do what the Romans tell you to or you'll end up like me.
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