This isn't my idea
I don't know if even belongs to the guy who told it to me
I've embellished it considerably
but you may recreate it faithfully if you wish
I have no copyright on either the Passion or:
Jesus as a zombie
The Zombie Christ
Hmmm.
It makes me think
jesus rising from the dead as a zombie
and the first 2 people that actually are waiting up for him
because they love him so
replenish his brain supply so he can continue
That's a great easter story
before and after zombification donkey riding pans and closeups
the whole tomb transformation scene
n fact
you could write it up so that the zombification was already taking hold
when he bit off Judas' ear,
so that would clear him of that cannibal stigma
that the whole ear biting thing was causing for some people.
If there were 2000 zombie movies of Jesus Zombies
That would be better than just zombie
zombies fucking suck
but you could mix it up with Day of the Dead meats Passion of the Zombie Christ
It could be a dramatic tearjerker with maggots and pus
and romans
so many fucking romans
romans and pirates turned to zombies
a battlefield of zombies with beer
there for the whole nailing scene
This is a period piece, right?
There's no tv, but they got beer
unless its like a future apocalypse retelling thing
then they might have TV projection
Pirates and romans and jock zombies
with a little crowd of christians at the center
watching in horror
and fascination
I mean
that's the crucial money shot moment anyway
the long death scene
with hints of the coming zombification
for viewers in the know
lots of fucking zombie robot romans
barely able to speak
they can't even say "brains"
they just say
"spooooorts"
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